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This Freak of the Week felt rushed. I don't think it's one of my better ones, but oh well.
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Mr. T was strolling down the streets, making sure kids were brushing their teeth and staying in school, you know the usual. He spots a kid eating candy on the side of street.
T-"What you doin' fool!? You tryin' to ruin ya suppa?"
Kid-"My mom said it was alright."
T-"I don't have time for the jibba-jabba! Drop that Tootsie Pop before I show you the true meaning of pain, the Mr. T-style way."
Kid-"Whatever you say....... fruit."
T-"Yea dat's right! you betta eat all you're fruit! And stay in school!"
Mr. T continues down the streets feeling proud of his accomplishment. He scuffles through his pocket to see that he has $30. He decided to go to a jewelry store to pick up a new collection.
T-"You! Jeweler! Gemme somethin' for $30! And brush ya teeth!"
Jeweler-"How about this gold chain with this red amulet, it is said to have magic powers."
T-"Magic powers? Like what?"
Jeweler shrugs-"If I told you, then it wouldn't be as interesting. Here, take it for free."
T-"Thanks mista, and don't do drugs!"
He puts on the chain with the amulet and suddenly is transferred to another world. After a blinding flash she opens his eyes again.
T-"Where am I know?" Announcer-"Colony 192-A. A war has begun in our midst, everyone stay calm and report to the closest shelter."
T-"Colony?! I don't have time to think?! What's all this about a war."
A huge mech. robot breaks through a side wall. For some reason, a vacuum is not created like it should be.
T-"Wait a minute, the laws of the universe aren't happenin'- there's a huge robot running around- I'm in dat anime Gundam Wing!"
Heavy Arms and Ultron send a blaze of missiles and bullets towards enemy robots. The fight ends as soon as it began. Both pilots hop out of their Gundams and search around the area for other enemies on foot. All they find is our lovable Mr. T.
T-"Isn't it a school day?! Stay in school!!!!!"
With that said, Mr. T swipes at Wufei.
Wufei-"You dare challenge me?! En Garde!"
Wufei pulls out a sword and mysteriously (we won't ask questions here) Mr. T pulls one out too from his pocket and the battle begins. Wufei strikes quickly at Mr. T but he blocks and makes a swipe at Wufei. Wufei tries to attack again, but Mr.T calmly dodges the attack. This time Mr. T slices at Wufei's sword and it breaks into thousands of pieces. While Wufei is still in shock, Mr. T. punches him in the stomach.
Wufei-"Kill me! I'm dishonored by losing in battle."
Mr. T-"Ok" He pulls out a sword and that was the end of Wufei.
In the back you see Trowa, with a tear streaking down his cheek.
T-"He didn't brush his teeth."
Trowa-"Why do we live? We simply die out like all other life forms, what have we accomplished? What is the point of war? What is the point of pacifism? Why do we live?"
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T-"Enough of the Jibba-Jabba! Die sucka!"
Trowa surprissed backs off a little as Mr. T strikes at him with his sword again. Trowa shuffles with his hair, then molds it into a point and uses it as a sword. They fight valiantly dodging and parrying and all that other stuff they do in sword fights. It must have gone on for 5, 10, maybe 20 seconds before Trowa shouts out.
Trowa-"I've had enough!"
Trowa makes a quick movement and breaks Mr. T's sword with his hair.
T-" That's not possible! Oh well."
Mr. T punches Trowa in the face and knocks him unconscious. While he's out cold Mr. T molds his hair into a car and drives back to the Gundams with Trowa "tagging" along.
T-"Oh, today's Saturday, it isn't a school day. My bad."
Mr T. jumps into Wufei's Gundam any ways and jets off into space. No clue where he's going, but he's out to look for delinquent children.

The scene changes to a party with Quatre talking to other boys his age all giggling together.
Guy-"Hey! Quarter! er, Quatre! Want a drink?"
Quatre-"Only if it's non-acholic!"
The guy looks at Quatre oddly and then hands him a of Poke (a generic off-brand of Coke). Then Mr. T comes crashing through the wall.
T-"Ah ha! Kids with alchohol, illicit drugs, and girls sharing their unmentionables! Die sukkas!"
Mr. T unloads a clip of bullets at everyone but for some odd reason, not one hits anyone. But Quatre stand up.
Quatre-"But I haven't done anything! I don't want to fight you, but to protect my friends!"
Quatre jumps into his Gundam and leads Mr. T out into space.
Quatre-"I lead you out here so no one will get hurt while we fight so let's go!"
Before starting, Mr. T points his gun at Quatre's house and blows the whole thing up.
T-"I pity the fool who worries about others!"
Quatre-"Noooooooo!" he lunges forward in his Gundam towards the T. They both fly around at break-neck speeds firing ammo at each other, yet no matter how many times they lock onto the other, the ammo always seems to miss. After they had wasted all their ammo they pulled out their swords and started fighting that way. The two were evenly matched, Quatre proved to be more difficult than previously thought. Then Quatre's sword started to flicker.
Quatre-"What's this? why is my sword fading out?"
T-"Sucka! Did you forget to put in new batteries?"
Quatre-"Noooooooo! With the price of batteries these days who could afford to?"
With that said, Quatre's sword died out, and so did his chances of winning. Mr. T quickly jammed his sword into Quatre's Gundam and that was that.

The scene changes once more to a scene of Duo and Heero in a park sitting peacefully. Little did they know that they were being spied on...
Duo-"Ahhhh Heero, isn't it such a beautiful day out?"
Heero-"Yes....it is Duo"
Duo-"Yes Heero it is."
Heero-"Yes, Duo."
Duo-"Yes, Heero."
Awkward silence. Rustling in the bushes
Duo-"Well, I better get back to my heterosexual wife so we can do the horizontal polka, want to join?"
Heero-"No thanks, that sort of thing doesn't interest me."
Duo-"Suit yourself."
Duo starts to walk off but then someone jumps out of the bushes and screams.
Someone-"Heero! I love you! Be with me!"
Heero-"How many times do I have to tell you Relena?! GO AWAY! I have a restraining order that says we can't even be on the same colony!"
Relena-"But, I love you."
Heero-"Ugh, enough of this."
Heero pulls out a gun and shoots Relena, she thumps to the ground.
Duo-"You know, if you had done that earlier on none of this would have happened. Sooo, mind if I have her? I might have a use for her."
Heero-".....yea, knock yourself out."
Duo exists with Relena and Heero is all that's left. Rustling continues in the bushes.
Heero-"I just shot you! What does it take to make you realize I hate you?!"
T-"I hate you too! But enough of the Jibba-Jabba, Don't do drugs!"
Heero-"Oh great, it's another ones of those tree huggers, go preach to someone who cares."
T-"Oh it's on now!"
Heero pulls out a gun and aims at Mr. T's head, but he was out of bullets. Mr. T wrestles Heero to the ground and the roll down the grassy hill, both of them kicking and screaming. At the bottom Mr. T lifts up Heero and head butts back to the ground. Heero stumbles back up and returns with a punch to Mr. T's stomach, then puts both of his hands on Mr. T's shoulders and socks him in the groin with his knee. Mr. T returns with a kick to Heero's groin and he lets off a little whine and both stumble back. Both stand there panting for a few minutes, just looking at each then. Then, they sit and stare some more.
Heero-"Would you like me to reveal my past to you? It'll take up an episode when this becomes a series."
T-"What do you think dis is? That Dragonballs anime?! Let's power up and GO!"
Both go into a crouched position and flames start to surround both as the ground around them started to break up. In real time, this took five minutes. But thanks to the animators they stretched into an episode. Then both stopped because they realized it wasn't doing anything and they didn't have that kind of power. Mr. T made the first move this time and picked up a huge bat that he happened to find lying around and hit a homerun into Heero's ribs. Heero fell to the ground but luckily for him, there was a military-standardized tank right by his side with the keys inside and everything. Heero hopped in already knowing how to control the vehicle and slammed right into Mr. T. Heero prepared to fire the canon, but Mr. T found a spork laying nearby and threw it at the tank, the spork made contact with the tank and it instantly burst into flames sending Heero flying. Both laid on the ground for awhile, just to take up another episode- they made some idle chit chat.
Mr. T-"So, how about that football? Is it fun or what?"
Heero-"I really prefer a good game of tennis, it really gets the blood moving."
Mr T-"I disagree, I find football invigorating and a good release of built up anger."
Heero-"Hmm, I will have to try it sometime."
Mr T-"Unless I kill you."
Heero-"Yes, that might put a damper on things."
An episode later they get back to fighting. Mr. T adjusts his chains, necklaces, etc to reflect the sun's glare into Heero's eyes, momentarily blinding him. Then Mr. T quickly put on his brass knuckles and just really laid it into Heero. I mean, it was so gruesome, Cartoon Network would have been forced to cut the scene out entirely. Heero falls to the ground breathing heavily Then jumps back up, and with his last bit of energy, throws all his might into a punch to Mr. T's head. This didn't faze Mr. T at all and with that Heero collapsed. Mr. T find a bazooka lying on the ground nearby and pointed it at Heero.
T-"Don't forget, Stay in school!"
With that said he pulled the trigger and that was the end of Heero. But it wasn't a happy ending, Mr. T never did find his way back to his world but he did spend his time flying to different colonies giving speeches to kids. He told them to brush their teeth, don't do drugs, stay in school, and all that other stuff no one ever listens to.

The End
Oh yea, Don't do drugs!