Reviewer:

Adoogen

Phew, with Crazy String in the backpack, and a squirt gun in hand, this guy is ready for the craziest night in his lifetime. After five years of arguing with his mom, he was finally allowed to grow out facial hair. With his night planned, and a map in his hand, he salleys forth to wrech havok with his cute blue backpack and spandex so tight that we're all glad that clipboard is in the way *coughs*. That's a lot of green spandex to waste just to look like one big green condom. Notice the similarities: Please don't ever do what I did and search google for "condoms". Mocking people is a tough job, with little reward.