Reviewer:

Adoogen

You stumble through the forest... panting for breath. You breathe irregularly gasping for every ounce of humid air your lungs you can take. Then out of nowhere, BAM! this guy jumps out! Sure, he's Matt Dell Accountant by day, but he's The Lance at night! Look at those piercing soft blue eyes, the perfectly parted hair, and that soft baby skin! He strikes phe4r into the hearts of his enemies! Or they just laugh at him... Here he is undercover, bet you didn't recognize him at first!