Reviewer:

Itchy

While attempting a cactuar costume is admirable, it just doesn't work in this situation. This costume basically consists of a green pillow, olive colored tights, and black strips of felt. First off, cactuars, to my memory, never had orange spikes. Second, his legs aren't even in cactuar position. If you're going to make a big ugly costume, at least make it an accurate big ugly costume. Try again.