Reviewer:

Itchy

There are a few things that boggle me about this picture. First, that this person was brave enough to step into the light in this costume, and second that anyone would actually freaking take her picture. Here are some foolproof steps to help this poor, sad individual: 1. In the future, never wear anything but incredibly gigantic robes. That way, no one will be able to see you. 2. Never, and I repeat never think you are actually hot again. 3. Pick up some Slim Fast next time you raid the grocery store. You know they make it in breakfast bars now, right?